Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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