oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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