If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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