just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
please don't ironically join a cult
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