We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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