I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
What a dumb baby whore.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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