NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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