Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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