no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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