How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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