xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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