whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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