She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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