Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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