There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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