i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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