idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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