I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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