i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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