The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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