She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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