weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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