A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
