4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just pee around me
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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