oh god the rape fog is back!
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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