why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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