More tranny stories later!
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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