we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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