YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't think brook has ever known best
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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