his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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