508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
