I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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