I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Come share oat with me in your robe
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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