Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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