Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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