I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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