I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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