Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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