You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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