The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
