I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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