shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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