Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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