Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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