MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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