How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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