absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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