spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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