I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Randomize
