i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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